There are plenty of words for what you are, but we like this one the best. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 3% spandex. Made in China. Features: Woven with combed cotton of softness. Nylon adds strength. Spandex adds stretch for longer lasting socks. Super cute design. Hilarious, makes a good gag or holiday gift.